December 2009
208 posts
deep breaths
cry cry cry
purge purge purge
out with everything
then finally, end the year
we are powerful despite our injuries
happy new year, australians!
(and in about 40 minutes) happy new year, filipinos!
(and in ___ hours) happy new year, (person)!
Nooooo!
I’m feeling the effects of not having my meds!
Book recommendations, please?
At Tyler RW
(Jericho Rosales walks in)
J: Hello (browses the racks)
Me: (recognizes he’s a celebrity) Hello, are you looking for anything in particular?
J: I’m looking for long sleeves.
Me: Ok. SA, please bring out our long sleeves for Mr. Diether.
SA: (Eyes widen) (Grabs me by the arm and takes me to the stockroom) Jorja, that’s Jericho Rosales!!! Not Diether Ocampo!!!!
J: (hides...
On the cellphone with my mom while she's shopping...
Mom: What do you want?
Me: I want to be Lady Gaga.
Mom: What? Wait, talk to the saleslady. (hands phone to saleslady)
Saleslady: Hello?
Me: I want to be Lady Gaga.
Mom: (talking saleslady) (saleslady getting items) (silence)
(more silence)
Mom: No.
I want a Snuggie
currently guilt-tripping mom into buying me a bag